It's my brother Nathan's 21st birthday today. I was in 6th grade when he was born and I remember being so excited that he was a boy (my sister was less than 2 and I didn't need another baby sister).
I'm sure Nate is having a great time with his friends celebrating this awesome milestone! Don't worry though .... I'll buy him a beer this weekend on our family trip to Vegas.
I stole these Deep Thoughts from someone else's blog ... but somehow they remind me of Nate. He wasn't old enough to remember Jack Handey (I do though), but the dry humor is very Nathan. So Nate, these are for you!
My 10 Favorite Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts was a long running highlight of Saturday Night live in the 90s. They were the supposedly 'deep" thoughts of a man named Jack Handey.
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there is no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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If you ever fall off of the Sears Tower just go real limp because you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you ... because, hey, free dummy.
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Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off ... I have to laugh because what is that thing?
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The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up to two separate words - "mank" and "ind." What do these two words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something around when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like the people in his car.
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The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision the whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he is completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."
and a bonus:
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, "Well, technically, that's illegal." It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.
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Regardless of whether they discover life there or not, I still think we should consider Jupiter an enemy planet.